I first introduced the world to Guido and Stig 13 years ago, over on adamdorman.com.
These guys have not moved on at all. In fact they've gone backwards.
They're no longer friends, and blame each other for that (it was Stig's fault, and involved coffee, again! But Guido definitely overreacted). They're still doing the same jobs, just as badly.
Take pity on them, please.
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